Courtesy of bald guy in bar:
A) So...my best friend is still really good friends with his ex-girlfriend...would you ever date him?
B) My best friend broke up with his ex a few months ago. Do you think he should throw her stuff away or keep it?
To other Asian girl I'm with (3 inches taller and 30 lbs lighter) and me:
C) Are you guys best friends or something? Because you both look exactly the same.
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