Babel:
"I'd hate to be stuck in Afghanistan with a bullet."
March Madness:
"I'm not in the pool. I don't know anything about football."
TV:
"You watch Law and Order:SUV?"
Physics and Wheelchairs:
"Isn't Stephen Hawking that guy who used to play superman? I thought his name was Stephen Stocking."
Obesity:
"Poor people are genetically disposed to be fat."
Oregon:
"Are you going on the Oregon trail with those covered wagons and oxen? How are you going to cross the rivers with those oxen? And watch out for those indians. They'll shoot arrows at you."
Atheism:
"Does that mean you hate God?"
Crime:
"The guy got his wallet stolen and knocked up."
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